Prito: Agar Main Kisi Javan Ladke Ko Kiss Karu To Kya Hoga? Baba: Narak Men Jaogi! Prito: Achchha Agar Main Aap Ko Kiss Karu To? Baba: Chalak Aurat Swarg Men Jana Chahati Hai!
Baba: Beta Tujh Par Ek Khataranak Chudail Ka Saya Hai Pati: Baba Juban Sambhalkar Baat Karo Aur Khabardar Agar Bivi Ke Bare Men Kuchh Ulta Sidha Kaha To
Mandir Ke Bahar Baitha Bhikhari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De Baba Bhagwan Teri Jodi Salamat Rakhe Aadmi: Par Meri To Abhi Shadi Nahin Hui Hai Bhikhari: Main Tere Juton Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Beta
Ek Baba Ne Awaz Lagai Bahan Roti De Do Baba Bhukha Hai Andar Se Bande Ki Awaz I Teri Bahan Mayke Gai Hai Aaj Tera Jija Bhi Bhukha Hai
Ek Bachche Ne Prashn Pucha Meri To Bolti Band Ho Gai Agar Yog Karne Se Rog Nahin Hota To Fir Baba Ramdev Patanjali Ki Itni Davaiyan Kyon Banate?
Tantrik: Beta Tujh Par Ek Chudail Ka Saya Hai! Santa: Baba Main Thappad Mar Dunga Jo Meri Bivi Ke Bare Men Kuch Kaha To!!